Retirement Party Humor

Want a barrel of laughs with retirement party humor? This limerick, sent in by a visitor to clean jokes and humor, is priceless and oh, so true!

Many thanks to Ann for her original (and hilarious!) contribution. Try springing this one on an unsuspecting retiree when you need work humor retirement laughs for your party...and isn't this the truth!


Retirement Party Humor for Your Next Party

So you say you're going to retire
But soon others begin to require
You for this, you for that,
Fix my car, feed the cat.
You can't rest, Pal, until you expire.


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