Clean Christmas Jokes

Are you prepared for your next Christmas party with some clean Christmas jokes? This funny Christmas story - straight from the heart of a child - will give you some funny fodder to share with your family and friends!

Drawing The Nativity

A little girl was asked to draw a picture of the Nativity along with the rest of her class. At the end of the school day, the drawings were sent home for the parents to adore and display on their refrigerators, or in another place of prominence.

Betsy's mom was excited when her daughter told her she drew her very own picture of the Nativity. "Oh, let me see!" her mother exclaimed. When she glanced at the picture, she became rather confused. She saw an airplane drawn right in the middle of the page.

Betsy's mom asked her daughter if this was the correct picture - the one of the Nativity.

"Of course, Mommy! You know!" replied Betsy. "That's the flight into Egypt!!"

Her mom then looked at the figures riding in the plane and saw a very angry man in the front of the plane. "Who is this angry looking man?" her mom asked. "Mommy! Betsy answered with frustration. "That's Pontius the Pilot!"

Her mom, feeling like she needed to "get with it" in understanding her daughter's drawing, continued on...."I see Joseph here, and Mary,...but who is the really big guy in the back?"

With a sigh, her daughter blurted out: "You know this, Mommy! That's round John Virgin!"

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